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Jesus christ no. The giant the stupid dress drunk relatives are one of the primary things that make me NOT want to get married. I’m not big on marriage, to begin. But in the unlikely situation that I WAS going to do it, it would be a trip to the courthouse. And maybe a backyard BBQ after to shut my family up. The wedding industry is n Official Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em Get The Honey Shirt. I don’t want any engagement, any ring, I do not want a wedding dress, nor a wedding party (ideal is eloping with just witnesses). I would marry for the legal benefits (taxes, making sure my SO would inherit things from me without taxes, medical rights). Having a fancy dress-up party is the least appealing thing I can think of.

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The legal stuff actually has an effect on my life. Proposals don’t have to cost anything (and can cost little), engagements are free. If I ever get married it’ll be in a courthouse, honeymoons are whatever, and the ‘public declaration of love and commitment’ can be done with or without a wedding. I’m perfectly fine signing an Official Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em Get The Honey Shirt. But if his family can kick me out of the hospital while he’s ill because I’m not technically his family, I’m not doing it. I got married in the midst of this quarantine without a party or a honeymoon. We haven’t even told anyone besides our families yet because we don’t like tons of attention. I have no idea when we will be able to travel for a honeymoon.

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I wore a beach dress I bought off Amazon prime and did my hair and makeup. I wore my old chapel veil. He did get me a very nice ring (his choice, I did not insist on anything fancy. And proposed in the Official Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em Get The Honey Shirt. Which is going to be either just us or perhaps just immediate family? It would choose all this over any of that other crazy stuff anyway. I am so happy to be married to him. For example, if I chose to have kids, would my partner have the legal privileges of a parent?

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