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Right? I’ve been reading a book when a fart-filled recliner cushion gets pressed into my face. I’ve walked into the bathroom to see my husband bent over the sink spreading his cheeks and asking for help with applying the cream to his asshole. And I happily did it Funny Sweden Sverige Heart Cities Shirts and I love all of him. The fart thing, I just got him back even worse later. Yea, honestly I think that’s way more fun with a partner there. Anybody can damn near shit their pants in bed, but that long wait period after you do to when it hits her nose.. It’s like waiting for Santa! The person that ends up loving you enough to be with you forever is totally ok with your farts. Source: my farts should probably end up in some sort of bio containment field, and my wife not only doesn’t mind them, but laughs and farts right next to me.
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