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Years ago I dated a guy and on our first “weekend away” together he went into the bathroom, took a huge shit, and Nice I Am A Simple Woman Horse Shirt out leaving the door wide open, not turning the fan on, and not giving me any kind of warning to avoid the bathroom for a few min. I completely lost interest in him immediately — if I have to teach you to act like my boyfriend instead of my brother, then I am immediately revolted by the thought of having sex with you. In married life, yes, farts accidentally happen, especially when we are sleeping and sometimes when we are not. And if either of us gets ill and can’t help but to fart/shit in front of the other, we will work our way through that. Medical issues are medical issues.

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The married person checking in — the day my husband starts farting in front of me on purpose is the day we land in “dead bedroom” territory. I would hate to be your husband. Who cares? Just fart and understand that we are all human and humans are animals. Life is too short to care so much about something that every person on the planet does. If you can’t Nice I Am A Simple Woman Horse Shirt your life partner for being human and finding that deeper attraction than surface-level blemishes then you have bigger issues to face. Been with my wife for over 13 years. Never have purposely or consciously farted in front of each other. Farts are hilarious. But they’re gross. It’s the air that’s been festering inside of you, now making its way inside of me via my nose, and mouth if potent enough. So good. So happy.

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Chest Width: measured across the chest, one inch below armhole when laid flat.
Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the front.
Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem

Custom Ultra Cotton T-shirt G200

Adult:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Body Length	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35
Body Length Tolerance	1	1	1	1	1	1	1	1
Body Width	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
Body Width Tolerance	1	1	1	1	1	1	1	1

Youth:

	XS	S	M	L	XL
Body Length	20 1/2	22	23 1/2	25	26 1/2
Body Width	16	17	18	19	20

Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-shirt

Adult:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Chest Width	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
Length	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35

Youth:

	S	M	L	XL
Chest Width	17	18	19	20
Length	21.5	23	25	26.5

PULLOVER HOODIE 8 OZ Pullover Hoodie 8 oz

Adult:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Body Length	26	27	28	29	30	31	32	33
Body Width	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
Sleeve Length	33	34	35	36	37	38	39	40

Ladies Cotton T-shirt G200L

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Across Shoulders	14	15	16	17	18 1/2	19 3/4	21
Across Shoulders Tolerance	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2	1/2
Body Length	24	25 1/2	26	27	28	28 1/2	29
Body Width	16	17 1/4	19 1/4	21 1/4	23 1/4	25 1/4	27 1/4
Sleeve Length	5	5 3/4	6	6 1/4	6 1/4	6 3/4	7
Sleeve Length (From Center Back)	12	13 1/4	14	14 3/4	15 3/4	16 3/4	17 1/2